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Part One
Dachau on the Hill / The Battle Begins (20 sided dice)
Part Two
The Greeks Wave the Forest Green Flag
Part Three
Sam Smith is Kilgore?
Part Four
The Battle Rages On / Burn the Greeks
Part Five
Greek Morale Plummets
A Certain Degree of Subtlety
In which various illustrations are discussed
Fuckleberry Jim on the Pississippi
Starring Tom Unzicker as Tom Sawyer...or is that Uncle Tom?
Police Reports Expose the Naked Truth
All offenders will be referred to Student Affairs for counseling.
New TV Shows for Spring
Is it mere coincidence that "America's Funniest Genitals" and "Referred to Student Affairs" are slated for simultaneous release to the broadcast public? We're guessing not.
Kids' Books for the Holidays
"One Of My Two Dads Gets Tested," "Billy and Susie play Hide-and-Seek with the Messiah," and other time-tested holiday classics.
Aunt Dave Unmasks the real Rush
Sit back and prepare to be Schooled.
Letter from an Editor
Exploring recent academic gains within the Greek System ™
Sheep Shots
Commentary on the UW Theta Xi incident involving peanut butter, livestock, and unmitigated Shame.
This Man Must Die, part one
This Man Must Die, part two
A profile of Jack Lewis
Letter: This man is no weasel
"Jack Lewis is a character assassin..."
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Nutrition in Disguise
10 years later, I still can't believe we got paid to write this. distilled from the audio files available to your left.
Barney™ goes network as a nation trembles in shame
Ferreting out the link between Barney™ and Rick™ Schroeder, this article set a new and still unbroken Evergreen record for shameless overuse of the trademark symbol.
Omak Pipe Dreams
Exposing Omak's emergence as a hotbed of corporate resistance.
Big Brother is Listening
Enforced diversity from the Intolerance for Intolerance crowd.
Smoker's Lament, Part 1
Smoker's Lament, Part 2
Gunn, denied his cigarettes, turns to Violence.
Dubious Moments in WSU History: the '80s
You're not ready for the real world™ until you learn to bend over...
Dubious Moments in WSU History: the '90s
...and take it. Without Vaseline™.
Look Who's Stalking
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.
Xuxa more wholesome than Barney
And sexier, too.
Cobain's Brains
Sensitive whining doesn't cut it.
Froembling's Conflict of Interest
Attack dog, round one: Exposing the petty machinations of the student elections.
Judicial Board Actions Ugly
Exposing the petty machinations of the Judicial Board as they fruitlessly attempt to lay down the Law.
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