I proceded to beta test your website as advertised and while I was impressed by the quality of the overall work I must complain about the gastric distress I suffered and continue to suffer. While I expected good layout and use of space I was blindsided by the headache and runny nose. Now the nausea I can discount as I expect some queasyness when visiting a new website but elephantitus of the testes is really too much. While this is an excellent realization of the concept laId out by you at your bellingham studio I really think you should get these side effects under control before your ship date.

As to the Monkey issue, I was suprised to find myself 100% monkey free until I discovered the "secret monkey" hidden below the bottom of the page. It took some scraping to get him out into the open. Your clever use of the traditional "Four Hundred Frames of Cain" puzzle is bound to discourage many from learning the secrets of the Space Monkey. In fact your monkey house wranglers may as time passes find themselves ambushed by hidden monkeys throwing feces from unexpected locations. In six months your wranglers may have forgoten where all the monkeys are kept. Might I submit a version that is perhaps as intricate to the eye but less perplexing to the wrangler.